In a recent B2W Dan and Merlin talk about memory and why we remember really weird stupid shit while important things worth remembering disappear from our brains. Then this morning in the shower I realized I was able to do Fred’s entire 2 minute routine without missing a word, and later at work I had a hard time with some really simple HTML that I’ve been writing for years.

So what I’m saying is that if you’re having a party, I’ll come do this routine for $20 because that’s the only thing in my brain.

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    I know so many people who think they are funny for real that tell jokes like this.
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    You must be really fucking high. This was funny about a decade before you decided to eat all those mushrooms and declare...
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