white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway
Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird
it’s important to remember that vickyj already declared the ham costume the essential fashion item of halloween 2011:
and it was a GODDAMN MASTERPIECE. most people at the party took a turn in the ham, and when i woke up the next morning the interior wire frame of it was on the roof of my house, wrapped around a non-working chimney, where it stayed for a year and a half until i moved out. true story.
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.