Ted From The Internet

Apr 24

New Job

Two shoots in a row now where I’ve had to book a luxury SUV or black car to be used a prop. 

Apr 22

Did you know Bob Seger wrote a book instructing farmers on how to recognize cows’ nocturnal distress calls?

allthewhiskeyinheaven:

It was called Working on Your Night Moos.

(via youtastelikenachos)

leasthelpful:

For a second there I was worried he wouldn’t work Obama into it

Nobama’s gonna rot your brain.

leasthelpful:

For a second there I was worried he wouldn’t work Obama into it

Nobama’s gonna rot your brain.

(Source: amazon.com)

Apr 20

I just saw Captain America : The Winter Soldier and I just realized….

tiffanyb:

the-listening:

cassieisnotapie:

Peggy Carter helped found SHIELD after Steve “died”. 

It was founded at the camp that Steve trained at.

On marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Agent Ward says “Someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD”

Guys. 

Peggy created and named the entire spy organization after STEVE’S SHIELD. 

OH MY FREAKING GOD.

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I… had not put this together.

This is important.

Free Flash Mob Idea:

mattdoucette:

1. Gather everyone you know.
2. Pick a busy Starbucks.
3. When you order your drinks, you are all named Hodor.

Apr 19

[video]

beefranck:

twoyellows:

HODOR

HODOR!

HODOR!

beefranck:

twoyellows:

HODOR

HODOR!

HODOR!

[video]

Apr 14

tiffanyb:

betheboy:

lglights-is-hiding:

electrodaggers:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.

It’s actually a real tweet.

Well played, Denny’s social media manager.

Moons over my goddamny!

Denny’s, famous for real, egregious acts of racism so bad that it had to operate under a consent decree and pay millions of dollars. Tweeted this.
The times, they do change.

tiffanyb:

betheboy:

lglights-is-hiding:

electrodaggers:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

It’s actually a real tweet.

Well played, Denny’s social media manager.

Moons over my goddamny!

Denny’s, famous for real, egregious acts of racism so bad that it had to operate under a consent decree and pay millions of dollars. Tweeted this.

The times, they do change.

#georgetown I guess

#georgetown I guess