(Source: revisitron, via modernserf)
We like our darkness. It’s how our sanity stays intact.
Every time high school friends of mine make pregnancy announcements on Facebook, I have to restrain myself from commenting “Again?” or “On purpose?” and I suppose that’s why my real friends are on Tumblr.
The Best Adult Toy Stores In The D.C. Area: DCist -
FALSE ADVERTISING, DCIST.
I always thought it was funny when we lived in FLA there were signs for an “adult entertainment” followed by an “adult living community.”
I guess that sounded better than “strip club” and “old folks’ home”.
Why differentiate between the two when there are THE VILLAGES?
Every time I walk into the bathroom at work and see remains of the last user still strewn about the bowl, I can’t help but hum “…and blasted off from his little launch pad to points west!”
ive been buying old magazines for collages and i found this
bustleamove true or false?
For about the third time this week, fuck you, ESPN.
It’s like regular football, but we’ll talk slower and interject a few “does that make sense?” to make sure your LadyBrains can keep up. Also: we’ll provably have pink in the logo. Ladies love pink.
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
(Source: awwww-cute, via sslibrarianship)