Ted From The Internet

Aug 30

(Source: revisitron, via modernserf)

When you invite an editor to your weekend BBQ.

wemaketv:

We like our darkness. It’s how our sanity stays intact.

Aug 29

Every time high school friends of mine make pregnancy announcements on Facebook, I have to restrain myself from commenting “Again?” or “On purpose?” and I suppose that’s why my real friends are on Tumblr. 

The Best Adult Toy Stores In The D.C. Area: DCist -

tj:

tbridge:

FALSE ADVERTISING, DCIST.

I always thought it was funny when we lived in FLA there were signs for an “adult entertainment” followed by an “adult living community.”

I guess that sounded better than “strip club” and “old folks’ home”.

Why differentiate between the two when there are THE VILLAGES

Every time I walk into the bathroom at work and see remains of the last user still strewn about the bowl, I can’t help but hum “…and blasted off from his little launch pad to points west!”

OLAN JOHNSON

audjpodge:

ollie-murphy:

ive been buying old magazines for collages and i found this

bustleamove true or false?

audjpodge:

ollie-murphy:

ive been buying old magazines for collages and i found this

bustleamove true or false?

(via sslibrarianship)

lnthefade:

For about the third time this week, fuck you, ESPN.

It’s like regular football, but we’ll talk slower and interject a few “does that make sense?” to make sure your LadyBrains can keep up. Also: we’ll provably have pink in the logo. Ladies love pink.

lnthefade:

For about the third time this week, fuck you, ESPN.

It’s like regular football, but we’ll talk slower and interject a few “does that make sense?” to make sure your LadyBrains can keep up. Also: we’ll provably have pink in the logo. Ladies love pink.

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Aug 28

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via sslibrarianship)